The Plan

After several months of intense study and several seconds of careful thought, the Iraq Stutter Group has come up with about five hundred recommendations, which can be boiled down to just these:

1. Do what we've been doing, while doing something else instead
   
2. Get out of Iraq by 2008, but that's not a deadline or timetable, and the use of a date in a proposal should not be confused with the use of a date in a proposal
   
3. Since we are having such trouble keeping the hen house secure, enlist the aid of the foxes

Try as I might, I have not been able plumb the depth of my disdain for the foreign policy surrealism that led to this non-plan.

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